Wolf Van Waffle

One of the Greatest Leaders of our Time


Biography

Wolf Van Waffle is the 10th president of Wakanda. He was born in the remote jungles of North America. Legend has it that he was born driving a van with a waffle in his hand. As a young child he taught himself the art of politics. He worked 7 days a week, 24 hours a day and ended


Here is a quote from our hero, Wolf Van Waffle:

I, Wolf Van Waffle, am the president of Wakanda. I have been ruling Wakanda for over 30 years after the former president Crocodile Van Bacon decided to retire from his presidency. As president my goal is to raise the youth of our world to become better members of society.

A wolf in the woods

Wolf Van Waffle is not a Van

Many people think Wolf Van Waffle is a van, and he's not okay with it. He is most definitley not a van, and feels disrespected when others think so. Many think he is a explorer or conversion van, when really, he is the greatest leader of our time. Please make sure not to confuse this.

The van that wolf van waffle is not

Wolf Van Waffle really loves waffles

Wolf Van Waffle loves waffles. Like a lot. He will eat waffles at all times of the day, with a variety of toppings and ingredients. He likes belgian chocolate batter for his waffles, and he loves chocolate chips mixed in as well. For toppings, he loves butter, more chocolate syrup, and finally, authentic maple syrup and whipped cream

Some nice waffles

Links

  1. Online Waffles
  2. Explorer Vans
  3. Wolves

Fun Facts

  1. Wolf Van Waffle once ate 1000 ducks
  2. Wolf Van Waffle actually uses this website on the daily
  3. Wolf Van Waffle's diet consists of only waffles
  4. Wolf Van Waffle can create actual vans by snapping his fingers

Wolf Van Waffle Links

Check out Wolf Van Waffle's subreddit, dedicated to his presence and impact on today's world through wolves, vans, and waffles. Also, check out Wolf Van Waffle's shrine on Instagram, where we have regular posts dedicated to preserving his youth and rule in Wakanda.


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